guest post: 11 worst live televised performances of the past 15 years

[This post was compiled and written completely by my friend Connor, I am simply posting it here for your enjoyment! <3 The list goes from least-worst (11) to most-worst (1) with 1 honorable mention. Yay bad music]

11. Britney Spears VMA's 07.
Starting with an easy one. Really no explanation necessary.


10. Robin Thicke ft. Nicki Minaj. David Letterman.
Before Nicki was big, before Blurred Lines. There was this.


9. will.i.am - Bang Bang.
What needs to be said. A song from Great Gatsby and it was in black & white


8. Carrie Underwood - The Sound of Music.
Here for the non-singing parts, but it counts because it is that bad


7. Black Eyed Peas - Super Bowl Halftime show.
I blame Taboo.


6. Lana Del Rey. SNL.
So bad that she has tried to erase it from YouTube.
Lana Del Rey - Video Games (On SNL) (Live) (2012)



5. Mariah Carey, GMA
The dangers of live TV; the usefulness of tape delay for west coast


4. Kanye West, SNL, Love Lockdown
Woof


3. Kat Deluna, National Anthem
And met with a chorus of boos. Kat is still mounting her comeback.


2. Cassie, 106 & Park, Me & U
So bad that Diddy tried to wipe it from the Internet. Thankfully, he did not succeed.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WORST LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THE LAST 15 YEARS....
1. Ashlee Simpson - SNL/Orange Bowl 1-2 punch
How could Ashlee not be here?





(Honorable mention: Ciara - Away in a Manger)

[List written by Connor, his tweets are protected, but if you want some funniness in your life try and follow him anyway!]

23 things you can do whether you're single, engaged, or married because honestly it shouldn't matter all that much for a bucket list (with links!)

1. Take a bubble bath and read a book about some cool things
2. Have dinner at a fancy restaurant by yourself, with a friend, or with a S.O.
3. Get wayyy too drunk (any time of the week) and wake up on your best friend's couch
4. Go on a run with somebody. Or by yourself.
5. SHOP.
6. Knit/crochet/bake/make things!!!
7. Try out a whole face full of new makeup
8. Go to a concert (I even go by myself - enjoy that music man!)
9. Make mix CD's that mean things to you
10. Write some poetry even if it sucks and have a best friend sing it to you (almost like starting a band)
11. Go to aquariums, museums, and on ghost tours
12. ROAD. TRIP.
13. Collect something.
14. Go to/organize LGBTQIA rallies & support groups
15. Wear high-heels out all day without changing
16. Spray paint something!! (it could be something that you own, you sissies)
17. Make a silly music video. Or a serious one.
18. Have brunch because you can and because it's fun
19. Go to bartending school, or just make up your own cocktail and serve it to your friends
20. Cover yourself in fake tattoos and try to pass them off as real!
21. Do something you're horrible at for more than 30 minutes (tennis for me lolol)
22. Roll your eyes. A lot!
23. Throw a party. It's hard work you guys! And clean up afterwards. And don't be worried if somebody breaks a pickle jar.

I NEED THESE

Just a short little blip about something I NEED IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS I CAN GET MY HANDS ON IT. Hopefully I'll snag a retail job in Boston before the splurge so my bank account isn't hurting so bad when I spring for this...




AMERICAN GUTTER SEQUIN SHORTS OMG

 


SEQUINED SHORTS THAT AREN'T SUPER SHORT-SHORTS, THAT HAVE AMERICA ON THEM, BY WILDFOX....I AM LOSING MY MIND #OBSESSED

If anyone has any idea when these come out, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I'm dying here. DYING.


xoxo, hshb,
candy

PS. Other things on my need-list:

Record Player
Vinyls (Particularly Beach Day's and Of Monsters And Men's)
A New Car
Pocket Knife + Pepper Spray
Backup Soup for Work

...I can afford one thing on that list right now. Guess which one it is?